I’m trying not to roll my eyes, but PLEASE KIM! Lol! I actually tolerate Kim a lot more than a lot of the media does, but some things that irk me just can’t be overlooked! Me, me, me! Queen of the selfie Kim Kardashian reveals how to do the perfect self-portrait on your camera-phone. She really has Now, Kim Kardashian has finally opened up about how to take the perfect self-portrait. ‘Rule number one, you always have to have it a little higher,’ Kim informs on a video by Extra, she even gets distracted by her own reflection. Then she adds, ‘But no duck face’ as she’s pouting her plump lips together. ‘I love doing that, because it gives you cheekbones. But people get so mad.’ …What a pro, lmao. Never thought I’d read selife directions. See for yourself below!