In order to be cast for just about any ol’ thing, all you need to be is a stumbling, crack-smoking, bloated, p***y eating fool [*KIDS, DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE]! During an interview about inappropriate allegations towards a female staffer, Rob Ford mentioned the magical words to a porn company. Eating, licking, and p***y. Now, Vivid Entertainment is offering the guy a leading spot for his own sex tape. WOW! Just take a look at him while that registers. Hit the jump for the deets.
Porn star, Brandy Aniston came up with the idea to star in a movie [sex] with the former, Mayor of Toronto. “He’s kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way.” Only if that teddy bear is, Ted, doesn’t smoke crack, fall all over the place, and sweat while standing in place.
This is the BIG question, would you watch it?! Me, NAH!
Check out the gallery, Brandy’s cute!
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