This is the type of story to push me to make every meal myself for the rest of my life. We’ve heard our share of reckless food industry employees, but this one is just gross. An obviously pissed off employee posted pictures to Instagram of him preparing food by putting his penis on a footlong sandwich and of him freezing his own pee. The fool was thankfully fired by Subway, but not before the photos went viral. Check out the pics in the gallery.