Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez

The two are back at it AGAIN! But it isn’t going to be easy as EVERY time they’ve gotten back. This time, there’s a catch. He’s got to grow up and stop being an idiot. He was recently caught pissing into a mop bucket screaming, “F*ck Bill Clinton.” Also, smoking pot, speeding around in expensive cars, and even pissing off neighbors. But JB was able to convince her that he would change. On July 4th, he swooned her over & claimed he would be a different man. Apparently, Selena believed him. TMZ’s sources claim, “Selena has always been an extremely positive influence on him … and if anyone can change him, it’s her.” He always acts like a douche when they’re single, but as soon as the two reconcile — he cleans up his act. Let’s see how long this lasts. Wish them the best!


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