This woman can perform magic tricks that go beyond pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Find out everything that came falling out of her body after the jump.

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During a typical morning of riding around and getting it, Christie Dawn Harris, 28, and a friend were pulled over by police. After being asked about any weapons or drugs, both women denied any knowledge of what could be found. Of course, they sent the police dog to the scene and found that the Toyota Yaris was loaded with meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine.

It was about to go down!

After being arrested and taken to jail, Harris claimed to be on her period and didn’t want to be checked. Riiiight…. While changing into prison garb and being searched for contraband, Harris was caught with the handle of the five-shot revolver sticking out from inside her vagina. Lodged inside of her buttocks, were baggies of methamphetamine.

Jail is not fun especially when they search you and find a gun in your vagina.

Peep the gun that was stashed inside of Christie Dawn Harris in the photo gallery above.