LMAO! “There’s people smoking right now. No smoking!” “If you’re going to smoke cigarettes I’m not doing this show! F*ck you!” were the outlandish statements pop icon Madonna said to some of her fans who she smelled smoking while she was warming up for her show in Santiago, Chile. Her rant did NOT end there! She went on to say “I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke!” “You know what? If you love me, then don’t smoke. No smoking. You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes like I’m a stupid F*ck’n idiot.” Sounds to me, like this MIGHT just be a bit of a menopausal moment.