Another day, another celebrity driving intoxicated and getting arrested for it. Don’t you guys have money? Or even just leeches wanting to hang out with you all day because you have a name for yourself? I’m sure there are plenty of ready and willing people to be your designated drivers! And at 65 years of age, you’re just too old to be doing this, Sally Struthers! The actress/activist was arrested in Maine yesterday, and lucky for her, it’s a first time offense. Punishment for a first offender consists of a $500 fine and a 90-day license suspension with no risk of jail time. Her arraignment is set for December 14th.

Marisa Mendez