So you spent money to buy twitter followers. We get it. You want to make it seem like people give a shit about you.
Truth: they really don’t.
It’s time for #Keepit100: The TOP 5 Reasons Why Buying Followers on the Internet is Desperate and Sad:
# 5 – You’re a goofball + No one ever sees you anywhere = you don’t matter and more followers won’t change that.
# 4 – Buying fans is like buying a mail-order bride. She was paid to be here, but your dumbass thinks she may really care about you one day.
# 3 – 78% of the followers you purchased have the same chick’s cleavage as the avatar. Congratulations, you have lots of bots.
# 2 – You’re a goofball + No one ever sees you anywhere = you don’t matter and more followers won’t change that.
# 1 – Everyone knows that you can buy metrics, but only a few brands really matter. These brands were built over extended periods of time. These brands have been tested, weathered storms and are still at the forefront of their industries. Unless you put in your time to be a part of peoples’ lives in a meaningful way, you’re just clogging up everyone’s feed with crap!!
