A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn’t somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner that was shaved into the back of his head. The Spurs forward, who is averaging just 14.6 minutes per game in the postseason, has apparently made such an impact on Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez that the youngster decided to have a hairstylist shave an image of the Spurs sharpshooter into the back of his haircut.
Via Tas Melas, here’s the image that has the principals at Woodlake Hills Middle School in righteous fear of the apparently inevitable anarchy and lawlessness in the school halls that will result if Gonzalez comes to school without changing the haircut:
Because the image is so threatening, and so severe, if the style isn’t “fixed” by Thursday, Gonzalez will have to take in an in-school suspension (the worst of all suspensions, because you don’t get to go home and watch TV), because that seems very rational and fair to all the children. Here’s the story, from Grace White at FOX 29:
“There was no permission that was given if the parent thought that then it was a miscommunication,” said Aubrey Chancellor, Judson I.S.D. District officials say the haircut is a distraction. “Whether it’s the spurs or whether it’s the cowboys anything people obviously support, it doesn’t matter.”
The threat of a suspension for an innocuous haircut like this can only be termed an “overreaction.”
We’re waiting to see what the outcome of this story is & will let you know when we find out…
WRITTEN BY Kelly Dwyer | Ball Don’t Lie & FULL STORY HERE
