More often than most, your man will want you to talk dirty to him (and vice versa). Getting “verbally naughty” is something that can turn your partner on and/or help intensify sex. It’s a skill that can be easily acquired so to help people out, Cosmo has compiled a list of dirty lines that men want to hear. Check them out after the jump! (They’re pretty x-rated so make sure your kids aren’t around)
1. You Say: “Keep moving your tongue like that.”
Guys Say: “I like when girls give directions like this. I’ve been with enough to know that women all come with their own drivers manual and it saves a lot of time if you steer me in the right direction.” —Kevin S.2. You Say: Anything that involves the word “Daddy.”
Guys Say: “Huge, huge turnoff. You say daddy, then I start thinking of my parents, and parents are my penis’ kyrptonite.” —Greg C.3. You Say: “Give it to me harder.”
Guys Say: “That’s a really good one. Just don’t get mad if that ends things a little quicker…”
—Bill R.4.You Say: “F— my p—y.”
Guys Say: “It’s hot but it starts getting porn star-ish. Which is fine, as long as she’s in the mood for things to get really dirty.” —Jonathan M.5. You Say: “You make me so wet.”
Guys Say: “Don’t say this unless it’s true—because, um, guys can tell. But if it is true, this is one of my favorite things to hear in bed.”
—Robert K.6. You Say: “Your penis is so big.”
Guys Say: “This actually feels a little disingenous—especially if the guy is just average. We know what we’re dealing with relative to each other.” —Leo N.
[COSMO]
