I know that some of you will never believe this, but it is possible to have too much sex. And it can actually cause bodily harm. More details after the jump…
Ps. hats off to the writer over at Glamour who posted this article — pretty entertaining read!!
European news outlets are reporting that footballer Kevin-Prince Boateng is sitting some time out from his team due to an injury, and his girlfriend, model Melissa Satta thinks she knows what caused his bodily issues. She told Vanity Fair: “The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week.†Now, I don’t know if seven to ten times a week is the official range for having too much sex (it sounds a lot compared to my current schedule of exactly zero times a week, but I’m sure others would disagree). But I’m thinking that if your career is jeopardized by how much sex you’re having, then um, maybe it is a bit much. Or for the love, at least come up with a better excuse to give your boss if you’re missing work.
Here are some other signs you may be having too much sex:
Your bed is broken in half.
You have 47,342 unread emails you haven’t had time to check.
You keep a box of protein bars on your nightstand so you don’t have to stop, but won’t pass out from hunger.
At least 13 tenants have moved out of the apartment beneath yours.
Your vagina has fallen off.
If any of these things are happening to you, consider a nice quiet evening of getting some sleep.
