A man who had MULTIPLE sexual relations with a female co-worker’s water bottle, which she unassumingly drank from, was ordered to spend 180 days in jail because of his unusual habit. According to TMZ, an Orange County judge also sentenced Michael Lallana to three years probation and ordered him to register as a sex offender. Read the reason why Lallana said he did what he did after the jump!!
Lallana had told investigators he made his secret man deposits into the co-worker’s water bottle because, “It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone.”
Lesson learned from this: don’t leave your water bottles unattended! SMH!!
