WTF?! Okay the real question here is how the can the reporter sit there and not burst out laughing at this dude?!! He has FANGS!! Apparently, this vampire from Philly won a lawsuit against Wells Fargo over his mortgage. Did he threaten to suck the CEO of Wells Fargo’s blood or something? All I know is that if this dude came after me, I would def let him win the case too…*shivers*…Watch the video after the jump.