I’m in a silly mood and stumbled across some good “yo mama” jokes so I figured why not share with you guys 🙂 .  We all love our mothers dearly and these are just in fun…feel free to leave comments of some of your favorites as well!!

@MarisaMendez

1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.

3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

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