Halloween is just a few weeks away so your costume search is probably in high gear. Don’t worry – HuffPost Comedy is on top if it. Check out their top 5 most inappropriate costumes…and believe me, they’re ridiculous! 

5. Country Lovin’

Just like our bestiality friend above, this costume relies on the belief that having sex with a sheep is hilarious. And again – the commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version.

4. “Down for the Count”

People always say that Halloween is an excuse for women to dress like sluts, but from everything we’ve seen this holiday is an equal opportunity catastrophe. How would explain this costume to your mother, daughter, sister, friends, uncles, bus driver, or mailman?

3. A Man-gina (hahaha)

If you wear this, that’s the closest you’ll come to seeing one that night.

2. Hitler?!

We’ve seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away.

1. Suicide Bomber – Kid’s Costume

While the other children in this slideshow are paid models for costume sites, this one is not, so we decided to block his face. Suffice to say, he had a creepy look of unadulterated joy on his face leading us to believe his parents are the worst people ever.